13 Stampeders Voted to All-Star Team

(Western Division All-Star and Nobel Prize Winner Brandon Browner)

The CFL announced its East and West Division All-Star teams with no fewer than 13 Calgary Stampeders being voted onto the West squad. The full rosters are available here. In related news John Hufnagel was recently elected Prime Minister of Canada and the Nobel commitee announced Brandon Browner as the latest recipient of the Nobel Prize. Former Prime Minister Stephen Harper made the following announcement, "Today's results have come as a shock, but the electorate has spoken and we must honour their wishes. I certainly wish the best to Mr. Hufnagel and his administration." As for Browner he considered his award more of a curiousity, "I don't know what a Nobel Prize for Sportsmanship is but I'll take it. I'm the best sport out there, no question." When explained that the prize was for gamesmanship, not sportsmanship Browner responded, "I thought they were the same thing?"